Seedless in Seattle

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Like the great Jesus Christ Himself, I hit the age of 33 with a lot on my mind . . .

My old schools coach, Father Denis Fehily, used to say: 'God, life and rugby balls - they all move in mysterious ways.' And I could, like, fully understand that statement?

I had three newborn future Ireland internationals to feed, a daughter in need of psychiatric evaluation and a son obsessed with uncovering the dork secrets of our family's 1916 past.

Throw into the mix a sister missing in Orgentina; a wife, who needed a little - shall we say - encouragement to shed her baby weight; and a set of interfering in-laws living under my roof. You can see why life had become a hassle.

But just when I thought it couldn't get any more complicated, a moment of indiscretion with - what else? - another women, persuaded Sorcha that I needed to have the unkindest cut of all.

Praise for Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

'We need the Rossmeister like Gotham needs Batman.' Irish Times

'Side-achingly funny.' Sunday Business Post