The Correct Order of Biscuits

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A hilarious examination of life, the universe and biscuits in list form.A hilarious examination of life, the universe and biscuits in list form.
A list of ways to start a conversation with a cat in different countries

5. Pss-pss-pss (England)

4. Kac-kac-kac (Lithuania)

3. Pish-pish-pish (Iran)

2. Ming-ming-ming (Philippines)

1. Bellowing What's new pussycat, whoa, oh whoa (Wales)

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Is the chaotic, disordered nature of modern existence freaking you out? Are you feeling...listless?

Then this collection of fascinating, hilarious and brilliantly odd lists is the remedy you need. Packed full of incredible facts, from what people say instead of cheese when they're taking a photo in Bulgaria, to what a platypus is called in Mandarin, everything under the sun is here.

In order.