The Fartionary

Product Description

Do you know why astronauts aren't allowed to eat baked beans two weeks before a space mission?
What's something polar bears do after meals, but jellyfish don't?
Find out in THE FARTIONARY! A hilarious book full of farty facts, trivia, jokes and more, THE FARTIONARY covers everything you've ever wanted to know about farts. Find out why chewing gum makes you fart more, which famous people are 'fluffers' and who has the world record for the longest fart (2 minutes and 42 seconds!). Learn how to do 'bottom bubble-blowing' experiments, talk your way out of a 'stinky' situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes...
The coolest collection of all things farty!
FROM 'THE FARTIONARY'
The Fart Fact (FF) File
FF1: Boys fart more than girls...
! We all fart around the same amount, but boys are more likely to fart in public and in front of their friends (because it's funny...apparently!)
FF2: If you hold in a fart too long, it will kill you!
! If you hold in a fart during the day, it will most likely stink its way out as soon as you relax or fall asleep at night.