Pretty Funny

Product Description

Hi! I'm Haylah Swinton. I'm pretty big so people think it's pretty smart to call me Pig (spoiler alert: it's not). I'm pretty cool. At least, when I'm not falling flat on my butt. I have a teeny tiny little boy-crush - honestly, nothing to get your knickers in a twist about - on pretty hot Leo Jackson in the year above. My mum is in love with a man who insists on wearing shoes with no socks, which is pretty disgusting, and my toddler dictator - er, I mean, little brother - Noah is pretty weird too. Mostly though, people say I'm pretty funny for a girl - but I'm funnier than any boy - heck, I'm funnier than a squirrel in a onesie playing bagpipes - and I am going to be a comedian one day.