Ickypedia

Product Description

From ALPHABURP* to ZINKLEGRITTING** the ICKYPEDIA has some of the most ridiculous, stupid and GROSSTASTIC*** words you've never heard.

FRUIN: To spoil a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it.
SPEWTIFUL: a beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL.
UDDER PANTS: Undies for cows.
ICKYPEDIA: An incredibly disgusting book you should never, ever read.

'This is the worst dictionary ever published.' A Teacher
'You will actually get stupider by reading this book.' A Scientist.
'Delicious!' A donkey.
'It's full of snot, vomit and jokes about flatulence. Children will hate it.' ROALD DULL****
'The best book ever written!' The Listies, who wrote it.

*To burp the alphabet
**To freak people out by rubbing tinfoil on your teeth
*** Fantastically Gross
**** The world's most boring children's author. Not be confused with the very NOT boring author Roald Dahl.

A wacky collection of crazy, smelly and just plain disgusting words, scribbles, pooetry, quizzes and gross histories by Australia's most-loved comedians for kids.

'If the Wiggles are the Eagles then The Listies are the Sex Pistols.' Dave O'Neil